PERSONALITY TEST # 1

1) Do you cry during movies, funerals, songs, kindergarten plays? Yes ___ No ____

2) Do you have to get up during the night to go to the bathroom more than when you were a kid? Yes ___ No ____

3) Do you take pills if you are over 55? Yes ____ No ____

4) Do you start to drive slower when you see a police car – even if you are going the posted speed limit? Yes ____ No _____

5) Do you dislike nose hairs that stick out? Yes ____ No _____

6) Do you take free mints or tooth picks or match books if they are sitting on a counter on the way out of a restaurant? Yes __ No ___

7) Do you like to have the TV remote? Yes ___ No ____

8) Do you enjoy watching a kid dismantle an Oreo cookie and lick the cream before he or she eats the cookie? Yes ____ No _____

9) Do you love it when you see a water dish for dogs outside a store on Main Street when the weather is in the 90’s? Yes ____ No _____

10) Do you say a quiet prayer for the family of a person killed in Iraq or Afghanistan when you hear about it on the news or read about it in the newspaper? Yes ___ No ___

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TEST RESULTS

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If you answered "yes" to any one of the above questions, you are a human being.

© Andrew Costello