February 5, 2019

NASTY

I never heard of anyone 

naming their dog “Nasty” - 

and I’ve met nasty dogs. 

But I did know a farmer

who named one of their

cats, “Hemorrhoid.”

“She was a pain

you know where,”

he said with a smile.

Now, I have been

tempted to nickname

various people, “Nasty!”

Why? Well it’s because of their

comments to my face - but

mostly behind my backside.

© Andy Costello, Reflections 2019