February 4, 2016

IT’S  ALWAYS SOMETHING

It’s always something.

The right front tire just doesn’t feel right.

The air conditioner is not getting

any air to the back of the van.

Someone left the bathroom window open
and let in this dang mosquito. Uuuuuum!

Mrs. Mary Manana is late again.

I was nervous, so I started biting my

nails and I bit some skin to the blood.

The pear looks like it has acne.  

The mellon doesn’t have a “thunk” sound.

The butter is too soft. I like cold butter.

Somebody around here left it out again.

The movie was good but there was one

scene that I didn’t think was plausible.

The dinner was perfect, but how come they

never have chunky blue cheese dressing.

The concert was good, but they didn’t

play, “Yellow Rose of Texas.”

Someone always ruins everything by

saying, “It’s always something.”

© Andy Costello, Reflections 2016