THERE’S MORE THAN
ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT!
The title of my homily is, “There’s More Than One Way to
Skin a Cat.”
Have you ever used that saying somewhere and some time in
your life?
Someone wants you to do something their way – or the
expected way – and you do it a different way – or you want to do it your way. And
so you say, “There’s more than one way to skin a cat.”
LOOKED IT UP
I looked it up and found out that nobody is that sure of the origin of that old proverb.
Researchers found people saying that saying - as far back as 1678
– but they are still not sure where the saying comes from. It could mean just
what it says. Picture 5 taxidermists removing the skin of an animal – removing stuff - then restuffing it with different stuff – and then putting the skin back on. I would
assume taxidermists - or hunters - or butchers - would remove an animal's skin differently. Then someone applied that reality to everyday
life and said, "There's more than one way to skin a cat." People do things differently. Hello!
Others say it refers to skinning a catfish. Others say it refers to doing a gymnastic trick differently.
Since it’s still a common saying – someone came up with a
cute list of 50 different ways to skin a cat. Some were quite funny. Some of the 50 are gross – and I have to work
on being PC correct. Better PCC – Politically Cat Correct. Here’s 4 ways from that list on how to skin a cat that I
think could be mentioned in church:
# 17: “Suddenly and severely frighten the cat you want to skin. Try sneaking up and clap cymbals in its ears.”
# 22: vote yes on proposition 98. (the cat skinning law)
# 42, “Tie one end of string to doorknob, other end to cat's skin. Slam door.” Ouch!
# 46: Accuse cat of murder. Collect skin as evidence.”
# 17: “Suddenly and severely frighten the cat you want to skin. Try sneaking up and clap cymbals in its ears.”
# 22: vote yes on proposition 98. (the cat skinning law)
# 42, “Tie one end of string to doorknob, other end to cat's skin. Slam door.” Ouch!
# 46: Accuse cat of murder. Collect skin as evidence.”
OOPS – THE REASON FOR
THIS SERMON
It’s
the thought that hit me when I read today’s 3 readings.
In
today’s first reading we hear about structural – organizational - changes in
the Early Church.
Things
are getting busier and people are being neglected. We need to reorganize.
We
heard in today’s first reading that the Hellenists – the Greeks in the Early
Church – complained against the Hebrews in the Early Church. Their widows
were being neglected in the daily distribution of food. Some folks were needed
to serve at table; some folks were needed for prayer services. So after discussion 7 men were chosen for a
special ministry.
Reorganization
has been the history of every organization – and that includes the Christian
Church. Priests, bishops, deacons, other ministries developed as the church
expanded and grew. These titles don’t mean exactly what they mean today.
Pope
Francis has recently set up his super committee of 8 cardinals. Was it to
bypass the curia or other power groups?
As we
move into the future, there will be changes in Church structure and
organization. What those changes will be – gives material for many magazine
articles.
As we
look at the past, cardinals weren’t always the sole voters on picking a new
pope. That didn’t take place till 1059. Before that emperors and others got in
on the pickings.
So the
history of cardinals could be a case study in church organizational change and
development. Some say our first reading
- with this story of these 7 men being picked by name was the beginning
of the idea of cardinals. Others say it’s the idea of the deacons. These 7 were
chosen as consulters – and by the 4th century - these consulters of the
Pope were called "Cardinals". The word has the Latin root "cardo" meaning "hinge".
The
word “monsignor” also has an interesting history. Pope Francis didn’t reward
anyone with this title when he was Archbishop and then Cardinal of Buenos Aires
– and wants to cut back on titles and awards
- telling priests to avoid careerism.
I
love the last part of the last sentence in the English Translation of today’s first reading:
“The word of God continued to spread, and the number of the disciples in
Jerusalem increased greatly; even a
large group of priests were becoming obedient to the faith.”
There’s
more than one way to skin a cat.
So
expect in our lifetime more structural changes in the Catholic Church.
Today’s
second reading from 1 Peter says the key to any structure is Christ. The
building can take many shapes, but make sure Christ is our cornerstone. Make
him our rock.
So
Christianity has many forms – and has had many splits – and hopefully we keep
on working for Church Unity – aware that we all don’t see the same way.
Hopefully, we all hear that final sentence and statement in today’s second
reading: “You are ‘a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people
of his own, so that you may announce the praises’ of him who called you out of
darkness into his wonderful light.”
Today’s Gospel has Jesus telling us that he is the way,
the truth and the life. Today’s gospel also has Jesus telling us that there are
many dwelling places in his Father’s house.
Down through the centuries there have been many
descriptions of what heaven is like. We have to die to find out – and I don’t
hear most people dying to find out. Different religions also give different
descriptions.
There are jokes and amusing stories about up there. I’ve
heard about 5 versions of the person arriving in heaven – and being shown to
their room – and St. Peter says as the new person goes by several doors –
“Shish – those are the Catholics, they think they’re the only one’s here.”
“Shish those are the Baptists, they think they’re the only one’s here.”
Will every mansion on the street be different? Will there
be gated communities – with Golden Gates and Golden cobblestones?
CONCLUSION: IN
THE MEANWHILE
The title of my homily is, “There’s More Than One Way to
Skin a Cat.”
I think that tiny trivial statement – can bring us a lot
of peace.
I think Thomas is a great gift of a person to have in the
gospel readings. He says things we all need to say at times. For example, from
today’s gospel: “Master, we do not know where you are going; how can we know
the way?”
Then Jesus says to him, “I am the way and the truth and
the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
To me that’s like ordering “Cobb Salad” when at a
restaurant.
My good friend Tom and I were preaching in Ohio – where
Bob Evan’s Restaurants started. The priest in the parish took us out to Bob
Evans every night – he didn’t like to shop or cook. Every night – Saturday,
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday I got Cobb Salad.
As a result whenever I see Cobb Salad on a menu – except
if it says it has fish in it – I order Cobb Salad to see how they make it in
this restaurant.
That’s the act of faith. I make it. In the meanwhile I wait to see what’s going
to appear 10 minutes later.
Life – we have to make lots of acts of faith. We know
there are lots of ways to skin a cat – lots of ways to live our faith – lots of
ways to do life – and we make acts of faith in each other – and in our judgment
- and in God – and we just hope what happens after our waiting– it was all worth the
wait.
Of course we have hesitations. Didn’t the risen Lord – on
that Lake called Galilee – have fish on a fire for the disciples – for
breakfast - one of those first mornings after Easter? I hope to get to heaven after I die, but if I meet him waiting for me on the other shore of death cooking something up for me when I arrive, I hope it's not catfish.