August 1, 2017

TANTRUMS

At 2 or 3 we make them rather openly,

At 66 we make them rather sneakily.

At 86 we’re back to wearing a bib and

banging our fists and forks and the

spaghetti and the meat balls slide to the

floor  - as we tell all in the nursing home:

“I want what I want when I want it.”

How about God? Does God want

his will to be done on earth as it

is in heaven? Are earthquakes and

tornados and tropical storms and

forest fires God’s tantrums? Or

is God’s will - really our will - to be

done on earth and it is in heaven?

© Andy Costello, Reflections  2017

REMEMBERING 

WHAT  WE  READ 

INTRODUCTION

The title of my homily for this July 31, Feast of St. Ignatius of Loyola,  is, “Remembering What We Read.”

It could also be “What We Heard.”

Answer, “Very little.”

Answer, “But we don’t know what we’re going to remember - till long afterwards.  And that's the catch....”

QUESTION

Have you ever read something that you find yourself thinking about 3 days later, but you don’t know where you read it, so you can’t go back to find it - and reread it?

I read parts of  two newspapers -  most days - The New York Times and the Washington Post.

I don’t read every section. I never read the cartoons in the Washington Post or any paper. I never read the obituaries - except for an upcoming funeral. I never read the business or real estate stuff. But I do read the sports section and the op ed pages.

How about you?  

Do your read papers or magazines or books and then find yourself thinking about something a week later.

FOR EXAMPLE

Like last week, I read an interesting article in The New York Times.  It was in the Sports Section.  It began, I think, about how pro football coaches work hard on their opening practice day speech. Then it mentioned that the New York Giants football coach, Ben McAdoo read a poem and a story for his speech - on this the beginning of his second year as a head coach.

He recited a poem by Rudyard Kipling, “If”.  I remember hearing it quoted but not lately - about being honest with yourself and being able to look oneself in the mirror. Things to ask oneself, “If I’m doing  this, this, this,”  then I’m doing well.  

Next, he read the story about an old lion who was in a Mexican Zoo.  He was basically finished - but the zoo sold him to a zoo in California.   The lion got there and basically was retired - finished - but the zoo staff fed him a lot of vitamins and shots. Surprise, the Lady Lions didn’t like the other male lions - but loved this lion and had some 33 cubs by him in 16 months. The story went something like that.

The players loved it: the poem was for the young guys and the old lion was a story for the old guys. Hopefully they have a  lot more game in them.

I’ve been thinking about that method of public speaking. Maybe instead of homilies, tell a poem and tell a story.

FOR EXAMPLE

Last night I was reading an excerpt from Give Us This Day missalette. It’s an alternative to the Magnificat.  And in one page commentary on St. Ignatius of Loyola,  I read the following sentence and I’ve been thinking about it ever since, “Within fifteen years the order increased from ten members to a thousand.”

Woo.

Wow that would solve the need for priests in the Catholic Church big time and big fast - if that could happen around the world.

I guess we need more priests who are saints.

LIKE

I once took a mini-course in Jesuit Spiritually, One of the presenters said, “This course can be summed up this way. If you want to understand Jesuit Spirituality and Discernment, here it is in one short principle: “If it’s good, more; if it’s bad, less.” 

I’ve been thinking about that for 25 years now.

Think about that. Exercise, prayer, forgiveness, eating right, reading good stuff, listening, well, have more of those practices; the bad stuff, gossip, talking behind people’s back, getting back, not forgiving, eating too much sugar, couch potatoing, eating small bags of potato chips in one gulp - with all that salt, junk  TV, etc. etc. etc. make sure one does less.

CONCLUSION

The title of this homily is, "Remembering What We Read"  or heard - as well forgetting where we read it.

It’s the same with preaching. I had a job of novice master for 9 years and at the end of every year, I’d ask the novices, “Did you remember any homily from this year.”

I preached to them over 300 homilies each year and it was rare when anyone remembered even one. Bummer.

But I keep reading and I keep preaching hoping something sinks in. Hey you never know.

I sense it's like going to a concert. You have to hear all the songs, because you don't know which song is going to stick with you, long after the show.

I heard our last governor - O'Malley's Marching Band do his concert at Rams Head three times and I didn't know his song, "Yes, Sister, No Sister," would stick with me from then on. Maybe because it's catchy, maybe because my sister Peggy was a nun - as well as my dad's three sisters. I don't know ....

ATTENTION ALL FUTURE
FARMERS OF AMERICA!

BE A WINNER!

DODGE BEING A LOSER! 

BECOME A DODGER FAN TODAY!

ALL ARE WELCOME!

July 31, 2017

EVOLUTION

Do penguins ever have an identity crisis?

Do birds envy planes or vice versa?

Do old fish ever feel washed up?

Do guppies group?

Do monkeys say, “Hey, I think that’s my uncle?”

Do butterflies look down on caterpillars?

Do horseflies think they’re the elephant in the room?

Do cows jump when they see the moon?

Do giraffes ever stick their neck out?

Do fat zebras wish their stripes went the other way?

Do thin cats make comments about fat cats?

Do redwood trees have problems aging?

Do apples and oranges appreciate compliments?

Do pigs get angry when people call people pigs?

Do wolves wolf down their food?

Do some horses wish they were a different color?

Do some frogs ever hear, “You’re a prince”?

© Andy Costello, Reflections  2017

KEEP IT SIMPLE TODAY

WHAT’S  THE 

GREATEST  TREASURE 

THAT  YOU  OWN?

INTRODUCTION

The title of my homily for this 17 Sunday in Ordinary Time [A] is, “What’s The Greatest Treasure That You Own?”

That’s your homework for this week: What’s the Greatest Treasure That You Own?”

Here are two tricks to figure out your greatest treasure.

First suggestion: jot down on paper - or computer - or what have you - a list of 10 or 20 treasures that you have - then narrow them down to 3 and then down to 1.

Second suggestion: share your answers and if the treasure is something you can see and  touch, show it to spouse, family and / or friends.

It’s a great exercise. On our high school Kairos retreats, I’ve been on over 30 of them now, Ginny has an exercise, “If your house was on fire and you could grab 3 things - other than pets or people, what would you take out of your house?”

The answers vary - and usually there is one or two great treasures: journals, photographs, an afghan made by a grandmother, a lock of hair from a mom when she got cancer and lost all her hair - before it came back.

What is the greatest treasure that you own?

TODAY’S READINGS

Today’s first reading from the First Book of Kings has this great folklore story that God asked Solomon in a dream at night, “Ask something of me and I’ll give it to you?”

What would you ask God for - if you had such a dream?

Well Solomon asks for the gift of an understanding heart.

He tells God he has this job of king, with so many different people, with so many different challenges - in his struggle to govern this vast people.

And God was pleased with his request and tells him, “You could have asked for a long life, for riches, for the death of your enemies, but because you asked for understanding, I’ll give you a heart so wise and understanding - that there has never been anyone like you - up till now, and after you - there will come no one - to equal you.”

I don’t have that treasure - there are a lot of people I just don’t understand - but I’d like to have that treasure - to be more understanding.

In today’s second reading from Romans - Paul talks about predestination and justification. Wouldn’t that be nice to have - to know that it’s automatic. When you die, you know you're automatically going to God. 

Predestination is a tricky theological issue that is very complicated to say the least.

I think, I sense, that the Catholic position is that salvation - redemption, being saved - is a two way street. It’s not all God. It’s not all us. It’s a we situation - a we deal - we work with God. It takes grace and effort. We’re not robots.  But we need help.  There’s freedom - there has to be that - otherwise why live and love - and interact with God and each other? Cooperation, communication, struggle, has to be in the mix. We know this from marriage and family for starters.  The other doesn’t have to love me. I don’t have to love the other - but when we do - and it works - then we experience heaven. It we don’t then it’s hell.

Yet, I am very grateful for the treasure of faith - and hope - and the gift of belief in Jesus Christ. I hope I’ll have that faith and hope till I  die and then wake up in the embrace of God after I die.

In today’s gospel we have these three specifics: the treasure hidden in the field, the pearl of great price, and the net that collects the good and the bad.

Every once and a while people discover treasures - stuff hidden - or put in a safe place and something happens on the way to the forum and their treasure remains in a cellar closet or buried in bottom drawer or attic trunk ….

The Dead Sea Scrolls were in some caves - hidden there for some 2000 years. They were found in 1947.  The Nag Hammadi texts were found in Egypt in 1945 - from some offshoot Christian group in Upper Egypt.  What else is out there?  Scripture scholars hope - hope - that there is a text of Matthew in Aramaic - somewhere - if such a text exists.

So people have treasures - jewelry, or pearls, or what have you - that they treasure.  Sometimes in cleaning a house or disposing of stuff - people net some great treasures - in garage sales, antique road shows or what have you.

What treasures do you have? Go figure and go talk to each other.

MY PERSONAL STORY

I’ve told this story before, but let me talk a tiny bit about my greatest treasure. 

Around 1970 - when my dad was dying of emphysema - I sat down with him and wrote out about 50 pages of  notes - about his childhood in Ireland, his family, his coming to America, to Boston, Portland Maine, Philadelphia, New York City. I got it all and those are precious scriptures. I gave them to my youngest niece, Maryna, and they are in a box in storage someplace in New Jersey.

In 1987 I got the idea to tape my mom - on a small tape recorder. It was just the two of us. So I asked her all the same kinds of questions - her childhood in Ireland, her coming to America, Boston, the name of the boat, her jobs before she came down to Brooklyn to get married to my dad, and all that.

After 45 minutes she said, “The moo is out of me!” Translation: enough I tired of all this thinking and talking. Then she said: next time we’ll get the rest of the story.

Sorry to say she was killed in a hit and run accident two weeks later on the way to church and then work at the age of 82.

Well that tape is precious. I would get that if St. Mary’s went on fire.

I’ve listened to that tape about 10 times and I listened to it with my sister Mary for the first time for her lately. She didn’t want to listen to it till then.

We both laughed and cried - and loved the stories.

My sister said, “I didn’t know mom had an accent.”

Well when I asked myself - in homework - last night - what my greatest treasure is - I said, “That tape.”

I would not go bonkers if I lost it. It will probably be dumped when I die - unless I pass it off to one of my nieces.  It’s a thing - but what makes it a treasure is that it’s someone telling their story.

CONCLUSION

What is your greatest treasure?

Hopefully, we realize it’s each other. It’s another - because we know their story.

We’ve gone to Holy Communion with that person many times. We’ve gone down the aisle to receive them to eat them up - and as we received who they are,  we said, “Amen!”

July 30, 2017

NEXT TIME

  

Next time I’ll ask….

Next time I’ll laugh….

Next time I’ll try harder….

Next time I’ll hesitate ….

Next time I’ll say, “No!”

Next time I’ll say, “Yes!”

Next time I’ll read the directions….
Next time I’ll leave a message….

Next time I’ll take a wall seat ….

Next time I’ll turn the TV off….

Next time I’ll get more sleep ….

Next time I’ll ask if I have a vote ….

Next time I’ll find out, “Who’s who?”

Next time I’ll walk….

Next time I’ll pick up the bill….

Next time I’ll ask if there is a next time….

© Andy Costello, Reflections  2017