BOREDOM
Quote for Today - July, 15, 2013
"Somebody's boring me; I think it's me."
Dylan Thomas [1914-1953]
Monday, July 15, 2013
Sunday, July 14, 2013
THE GREAT RIP OFF
It happened at the 12:30 and 5:30 Sunday Masses. People
opened up the Breaking Bread
Missalettes in the benches only to notice the readings for the 15th
Sunday in Ordinary Time were missing. Someone ripped out pages 193 to 196 -
actually 2 pages - print on both sides.
“That’s funny!” or “That’s strange!” or “What happened
here?” went through the different minds of the different people at the
different Masses in the different benches that Sunday.
“Well,” different people thought, “I might as well listen to
the readings since they’re not in the books.”
But as they did that, they noticed that different people
were looking around - especially at people next to them - or in front of them -
or even right behind them - because it seemed everyone was trying to figure out
what happened. By the end of the first reading, it was quite a distraction.
Some people just shrugged their shoulders. Some people
stiffened their shoulders. Some people cursed inwardly - like getting a library
book and one discovers someone ripped out a few pages - and the story was
really getting interesting - or someone marked up a book. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugly.
And in Church mind you!
Well, as a result, sorry to say, some people found it
difficult to pray that Sunday Mass.
What happened? Who did this? What’s going on?
Engineers and logical types - carefully examined the
missalette they were holding - and if possible any other book still on a bench
or in the book holders below the benches - to see if other books were altered.
It was obviously a rip off or a rip out.
After Mass - on the way out, many people reported to the
priest who had the Mass, “Father someone ripped out the pages of today’s
readings from the Missalette.”
The priests for those two Sunday Masses at St. Mary’s at
first were confused. “What?”
People repeated themselves, “Someone ripped out the pages
for today’s readings in the missalettes .”
By the twentieth person the priest said, “Call the pastor!”
- one of whom was the Pastor. He’s smart.
Different people called the pastor, but being Sunday - they
only got the parish answering machine - which led to more frustration. Some
found his e-mail address on line - and reported, “The Great Rip Off.”
Word got around the parish by Tuesday - even though it was
summertime - what had happened.
Now for the rest of the story….
The priest - an old guy in his 70’s - who had the 10:30 Mass
said that if you grasp the 3 readings for today - you have it all.
He pointed out that the first reading from Deuteronomy 30: 10 to 14 said that Moses
said, “It’s not that complicated. God’s command is not mysterious or
remote. It’s not something you have to
go up into the clouds or across the sea to discover. It’s right here - already
in your hearts and minds - you just have to do it.” “Just do it!”
He pointed out that the second reading from Paul to the Colossians said that God is invisible,
but Christ is the image of the invisible God - and you’ll find everything in
him. He holds everything together. Get Christ and get him big.”
He pointed out that the scholar of the Law in today’s gospel
from Luke wanted to know the secret of inheriting
eternal life. Don’t we all? So Jesus
threw a question back to him. “What’s written in the Law? How do you
read it?”
And the scholar answered, “You shall love the Lord, your
God, with all your heart, with all your being, with all your strength, and with
all your mind, and your neighbor as yourself.”
And Jesus told him, “You have answered correctly; do this
and you will live.”
The old priest then said, “Well, the scholar knew Jesus was
correct - but he also knew how difficult Part B was - loving one’s neighbor as we love ourselves -
so he hit Jesus with a what if - as if to say, “Do you have any idea who my
neighbor is - and what he or she is like? In other words, he tried to justify
himself - and get out the Part B obligation - loving one’s neighbor.”
“Thank God the scholar in the story did that,” the old priest said, “because as a result the world got the great Good Samaritan Parable.”
“How many people,” the old priest said, “have been helped
down through the ages - thanks to the scholar of the Law asking Jesus, “Well,
who is my neighbor?”
“How many people down through the ages changed their plans,
opened their wallets, stopped their carts or cars, to help a person who was
stuck?”
The old priest also told a funny example. He said, “You’re
not going to believe this - but last Monday I was up in New Jersey for a picnic at our retreat house
there. Well, there was also a group of young priests - mainly diocesan priests
- making a workshop there at the same time.”
He continued, “Well on the dinner line the night before, I
found himself next to a priest who looked familiar. I introduced myself to him
saying, ‘I met you somewhere.’ And the young priest, ‘Yes, you look familiar.
Maybe it was here. I was here two years ago for another workshop.’”
The old priest said, “The next day, Tuesday, I was on the
lunch line this time and I heard this same priest talking to someone about a
trip he took to the Holy Land in the year
2000.”
The old priest continued, “Ten minutes later I realized
that’s where I met this guy. I was on that same trip with him. It was a Priest
Retreat - run by Father Steven Doyle - a Franciscan - and the young priest was
with me on the bus. I think he was from the mid-west.”
“Now, here’s where it really gets interesting,” the old
priest said. “We were in the bus on that
same road from Jerusalem
to Jericho . It
was the opposite way from today’s
gospel. We were going from Jericho to Jerusalem . Well the young
guy said to me that he was stuck for money - buying too many souvenirs for the
folks back home. Would it be possible to lend me some money and I’ll pay you
back when I get back to the states?’ So
I gave him a hundred dollars.”
And the old priest laughed. He said, “God, you have a great
sense of humor and a great sense of timing.
It’s the story of the Good Samaritan again - who gave the Inn Keeper two
silver coins and told him - if it’s costs more - I’ll will cover your costs the
next time I come this way.”
“Obviously, as to the young priest, I let it slide about the
money. That was a long time ago, and not wanting to embarrass him, I didn’t go
over to the young guy to tell him where I remembered him from.
Then the old priest concluded, “These 3 readings contain it
all. If we had these 3 readings in our wallets and read them from time to time
- what a difference our lives would be.”
Well, evidently, many people discreetly ripped those 2 pages
out of the missalette at that 10:30 Mass - thinking nobody would notice The
Great Rip Off.
* Painting on top: Vincent Van Gogh, 1899, The Good Samaritan after Delacroix [1849] painting - below.
* Painting on top: Vincent Van Gogh, 1899, The Good Samaritan after Delacroix [1849] painting - below.
WELCOME
Quote for Today - July 14, 2013
"If we want the perfect host to take us into his eternal home when we come to knock at his door, he has told us himself what we have to do: we must be ready to open our own door to the earthly guests who come our way."
Jean Danielou, The Lord of History, [1958]
Comment: Read this quote in the context of today's gospel from Luke 10:25-37 - especially the opening question from the scholar of the law: "Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?"
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Friday, July 12, 2013
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
HERE COMES THE JUDGE!
Quote for Today - July 10, 2013
"It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others."
Antoine de Saint-Exupere [1900-1944] in The Little Prince [1943] Chapter 10
Question: Was Jesus getting at this with his many comments about judging others? For example, Matthew 7:1; Luke 6:37; Luke 12: 14?
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