Sunday, May 27, 2012



THE PLANE WAS LATE

 [Today is the feast of Pentecost. As a change of pace - instead of a homily - last night I decided on writing a story to try to capture a few of the themes in today's readings. Come Holy Spirit!]

He had been thinking - and imaging - and picturing - and planning  - for weeks now - how he’d be home for Memorial Day Weekend - back  to the States - back in his own house with mom and dad and family - back in his own bed - home - home for his baby sister’s wedding - on  Memorial Day Weekend.

But it looked like it might not happen….

All kinds of planes -  from all around the world were grounded in Frankfurt, Germany and a dozen other airports in Europe.

They were stuck. After they landed - and some with difficulty - they couldn’t take off. They were just sitting there on airport tarmacs and at terminals all around  Europe.

And it wasn’t because of terrorists - or the weather. It was because of a major European computer breakdown - meltdown - overload - all over Europe. It happened that Thursday - on his way home from Afghanistan to Frankfurt, Germany to Dulles Airport in Virginia.

There he was stuck in an airport  - in a terminal - in Frankfurt, Germany - in his military fatigues - all by himself - with an enormous grouping of people from all over the world.

Cell phones - I-phones - Blackberries, monitors - TV sets - were all down. It was a major glitch that "gicked" up everything - along with lights and electrical systems. Everything had become interconnected - and therefore over dependent on computers - and computers controlled everything -  radar, electrical systems, etc. etc. etc. - lots of etceteras.

He parked himself on the floor against a wall and he began watching how human beings responded and dealt with adversity - and how people treated one another  -  when in adversity.

As a Marine - as someone who was in some horrible situations in Iraq and now in Afghanistan - this was nothing.

He began to notice the crush or the rush in the spirit of people in the big airport terminal - people who differed in outfits, suits, dresses, robes - headgear - skin color - weight - age - language and luggage.

Some people let their grouch out with growls; some people were reaching out to help other people - especially mothers and grandmothers with little children.

He tried to nap - but it was too noisy. Besides that -  kids would bump into him and others - while playing games - while adults were doing other things. Some people would yell and get angry  for being bumped or woken up - and some people would give the kid who fell into them a smile or a piece of gum or candy.

He wondered what he’d be like if and when he became a parent.

He took his computer from out his pack. The battery was good. He began typing down observations in the Word Processor part of his computer - questions and comments about what he saw in front of him - and what was going on around him.

Question: “Is an airport a microcosm of this whole world of ours?”

Comment and question:  “There are two kinds of people: those with a good spirit and those with a bad spirit. Is it as simple as that?”

Comment and question: “Mom - and especially dad - were always so, so patient. Is that why all five of us kids are known to be such easy going persons?”


Question: "Do all babies speak the same language?"

“Comment: "There are two kinds of people: those who share what they have with others and those who keep what they have to themselves.”

Comment: "There are complainers and there are those who can adjust to what they cannot contain or control.”

Question and comment: "Who said language was a barrier? It looks to me that people who want to communicate with people find ways to communicate with other people. Nemo problema. And smiles are a great way to start.”

Comment: “There are readers of books and readers of people. It looks like all those in the terminal who  are reading have old fashioned books and magazines and newspapers. I wonder how many have Kindles and Nooks."

Question and comment: “Did that fight over there start because someone asked someone if they could take their stuff off the empty seat next to them? It looks like there are three kinds of people: those who won't move their stuff; those who move their stuff so   others can sit; and those who get up and give their seat to a mom with a child or to an older person?”

Comment: "There are watch watches and people who use their cell phones for keeping time. Now that cell phones are down, they have to ask the watch watchers for the time. It’s interesting how some people are more time conscious than other people.”

Comment: "It’s out of my hands whether I’ll get home for my baby sister’s wedding or not - so time will tell.”

Comment: "There are touchers and there are people who never touch the other person. Interesting.”

Question: "Is that guy over there on his lap top - the guy who is looking around -  is he like me -  jotting down what he’s seeing? Oops I think he’s watching me? Look he just smiled.”

Question: "Is this what novelists or artists do: go to public places and watch and listen to others.”

Question: "Does God watch everything we do?”

Question: "How does prayer work? If I pray, will God speed up the solution to this mess?”

Comment: "I don’t know. I’ve heard that the Al Qaeda pray every morning to kill us in Afghanistan. I pray to God to get them to change their minds. Yet, I don’t know how prayer works.” He paused and thought some more. Then he jotted down: “Lord, please give patience to the men and women working right now to fix all these computer problems.”

Comment: "Hope they don’t run out of toilet paper. Thank God the toilets flush. But it is getting a bit hot in here - without air conditioning - and it looks like airport windows don’t have ways they can be opened.”

He began thinking about the war in Afghanistan. Question: “Two hundred years from now, will what we did there have an impact on their national life?”

He had read a book called, The Bookseller of Kabul by Asne Seierstad. It gave him a glimpse of how women were treated there by the Taliban. "When we get out, will the Taliban spirit and take on life crush women’s education and freedom gains?"  That book gave him one more reason for being in Afghanistan - but he asked himself, "Can we be the world’s police - and democratizers - and protectors? Big questions. Big questions."

He thought about his future: marriage, family, job, what have you. He tried some sleep again  - and this time it came. His big military duffle bag and pack made a good pillow.

Suddenly he woke up to the sounds of overwhelming cheers and clapping. People were  standing up and hugging each other and gathering their stuff. Lights were going on. Monitors were starting to post schedules and timetables. "It looks like we’re back in business."

"It looks like I’m going to get home for my sister’s wedding." He tried his cell phone. It wasn’t working yet. Everyone else was doing the same thing. Some cursed in a spirit of frustration; others seemed calm and cool - knowing in time - all will be well once again.

Then he noticed someone on a cell phone and she was talking to someone somewhere - and she wasn’t speaking English. As she talked - he understood by her gestures and her smile - that she was happy. Things were good - and she’d be where she was headed to real soon - to share in the reality of whomever she was talking to.

Just then his phone went off - and he was talking to his sister. “I might be late, but I’ll be there. Wouldn’t miss your wedding for the world. Save me a big piece of cake and a big hug and a prayer and please say a prayer for me.”
10 COMMANDMENTS



May 27, 2012  Quote for Today

"Ten rules for getting rid of the blues:
Go out and do something nice 
for someone else,
then repeat it nine times."

Anonymous

Saturday, May 26, 2012

THE CLASSROOM 
CALLED MISTAKES




May 26,  2012  Quote for Today

"Experience is a good teacher,
but she sends in terrific bills."


Minna Antrim

Friday, May 25, 2012

DON'T WORRY 
BE HAPPY!



May 25,  2012  Quote for Today

"Of all the things you wear,
your expression is the most important."

Anonymous

Thursday, May 24, 2012

EULOGY: 
SHORT AND SWEET


May 24, 2012  - Quote for Today

EPITAPH  OF  SARAH  SEXTON


"Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton,
Who never did aught to vex one.
Not like the woman under
the next stone."


Written on a grave stone in a church yard in Newmarket, England. Thomas Sexton's first wife was buried under the next stone.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

NO!



No

"No" in more than 520 languages

No
another green bar


May 23, 2012

Quote for Today

"Learn how to say 'No!' - and it will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin."

Charles Haddon  Spurgeon [1834-1892]

Tuesday, May 22, 2012


THE  HOUR 
HAS COME

INTRODUCTION

The title of my homily is, “The Hour Has Come” [John 17:1]

As you heard - or if you read along  today’s two readings from a book -  did any words grab you?

I read the readings the night before and see what words trigger wonderings. Then - I usually select a few that I want to know more about - or that I hear a challenge from. Then I put together a two page homily - for weekdays - and five pages for Sundays - 14 Pica.

Then when I hear the readings once more here at Mass, I can hear some people - including myself saying, “What does that mean?” or “Please explain that!” and I think, “Uh oh. Sorry! Not today!”  That happened yesterday with the text from Acts. I had put together 2 pages on the first sentence, but as I heard the readings, I found myself saying, “What about speaking in tongues?” Or on Sunday it happened with the gospel text about handling snakes and drinking poison? Can’t do it all. Sorry. Next year or some other time.

So today a few words on, “The Hour Has Come” [John 17:1].

WE KNOW THE FEELING

I was thinking, “We know the sound and the feeling of those words, ‘The hour has come.’”  When have we said or felt them? 

Many Saturdays I see this happening at weddings here at St. Mary’s. It’s 3 minutes to 3. The moms are about to come down the aisle - and then the bridesmaids - then the flower girls and then the bride.  It’s 3 PM. The hour has come. I go out into the sanctuary with the best man and the bridegroom. I’m thinking to myself that I saw this couple a year ago or so and here it is now - here it is vow time. It’s time for them to make the marriage covenant!

When else do we have that same reality of time’s up? The hour is here? Test results have just come in. We’re being prepared for the operations. We’re walking up the aisle for the graduation. We walk in the door for a job interviews. We see the car pull into the driveway. We’re about to meet a son or a daughter’s significant other for the first time.

We like to watch a ballgame on TV at night. It’s a significant moment when a kid comes up to bat or takes the mound for the first time in the major leagues. What a kid has waited for - perhaps for many years - is finally here. It’s show time. His or her parents are in the stands - which can add to the stress and the moment.

NUANCES AND VARIATIONS ON THE THEME

As I thought about all this I began trying to come up with variations on this theme.

There are moments we dread and there are moments we really look forward to.

A spouse or a parent is in hospice. The last few months or years have been tough. The hour has come. A loved one is about to die.

Someone in the military in Afghanistan is looking at their watch - 4 days and 22 hours I’m going to be on a plane out of here. This has been my 3rd and last deployment. They start picturing the arrival and the airport - and family standing on the Tarmac. They too have been looking at their watch and clocks for months and weeks and now days.

Our high school seniors are about to graduate this Friday - so too the Naval Academy - and so too our grammar school - and so too the schools in the area. What is going to happen next. Time is ticking. The hour is coming. We see someone handed a diploma.

We can do what Jesus did. We can make it a prayer - by simply adding the word “Father” as Jesus did - making all these moments a prayer, “Father, the hour has come.”

CONCLUSION

Time is funny. Time is relative - as Einstein said - and people who have obnoxious relatives who visit them - know the clock moves slower with some people than with others.

Time is relative. I know I pray better after the homily at Mass than before it. Got that out of the way. Now I can move deeper into God.

Time is relative. I can’t wait for November 7th - when we’ll have an end to obnoxious accusative TV ads and e-mails.

Time is relative. The hour is come. How long did this sermon seem to take?