ON HEARING THE “BOOS!”

INTRODUCTION

The title of my homily for this Monday in the Second Week of Lent  is, “On Hearing the Boos!”

Do umpires and referees hear the boos?

We’ve all been to a basketball, football or baseball game and the referee or umpire was booed.  Bummer!

We hear phrases like, “Throw the bum out!” “Horrible call ump!”  “You’re blind!” “Get a pair of glasses!” and phrases we can’t repeat.

Nobody likes to be booed.

ARMANDO GALARRAGA - NO HITTER

On June 2, 2010 in Detroit - Armando Galarraga was pitching a perfect game for the Tigers - no runs, no walks, no errors. 26 batters - 26 outs - in a row. One batter to go.  Up comes Cleveland’s Jason Donald who hits a ground ball which would be the final out. The umpire calls him safe at first base. The crowd screams, “No way!” Etc. Etc. Etc.

Shortly afterwards - but too late -  the umpire, Jim Joyce, said he made a mistake and apologized to the pitcher. The baseball commissioner, Bud Selig,  would not reverse the call and say it was a no-hitter. Detroit won the game 3-0 - but Armando Galarraga does not go down in history for pitching a no hitter and a perfect game.

TODAY’S GOSPEL

In today’s gospel from the 6^th chapter of Luke, Jesus speaks about one of his key themes: not judging.  [Luke 6: 36-38]

Jesus tells us to be merciful as his heavenly father is merciful.

Jesus tell us to  “Stop judging and you will not be judged.”

Jesus tell us to  “Stop condemning and you will not be condemned.”

Jesus tells us to “Forgive and you will be forgiven.”

Jesus tells us “For the measure with which you measure will in return be measured out to you.”

Evidently Jesus spotted a lot of judging going on.

BOOS

The title of my homily is, “On Hearing the Boos!”

Life’s a game!

There are plenty of players on the field as we sit here in the stands judging the plays.

We all do a lot of umpiring - refereeing, officiating - on how our brothers and sisters are behaving.

Too bad we didn’t hear God booing us!

Last night was the so called, “Woman’s Super Bowl” the Oscars. I didn’t watch it. However, I read in the papers various articles that voiced complaints about the Oscar voting for last night - before and afterwards.

There was that big call at the end of the Raven’s Super Bowl game.  If the ref called “holding” the Ravens might not have won that game - but then there were those other calls that went against the Ravens.

If our movie or team doesn’t win or get the call, then we boo.

But we don’t hear any boos for our judgments about how we see people behave, how people dress, what people  wear in church or on stage, where people sit in church, or what have you. I know I’ve made lots of bad calls.

CONCLUSION

The title of this short homily is “On hearing the Boos.” I wanted to examine our calls - our judgments - on others.

We haven’t walked in our neighbor’s shoes. And when we make a bad call on someone, maybe we should have the courage to say, “I blew the call! I made a mistake!”

And surprise, the more forgiving we become, the less judgmental we become, the more we become like God. 

Ooops! I would also suspect - how unGodlike of me to be suspicious - that some people would boo me for saying that. Yet I suspect - if we become that forgiving - that God like - others will knock the heck out of us. Hey they judged Jesus and threw him out of the game by crucifying him. Expect as much.

TONGUE

Quote for Today - February 25, 2013

"If everyone knew what each said of the other, there would not be four friends in the world."

Blaise Pascal [1623-1662]

WE NEED MOUNTAIN MOMENTS

INTRODUCTION

Today is the Second Sunday in Lent - Year C. 

Reflecting on today's gospel, I would like to preach on the theme that to be human we need “Transfiguration Moments.” Or if that sounds esoteric, “We human beings need mountain moments.”

By mountain moments, I mean peak experiences. I mean moments when we are transfigured. I mean moments when we see who we are and/or who the other person is in a transfigured way, in a transparent way.

In a transfiguration moment we see the big picture. We see through everything and we see God. We are exalted. 

And because the moment is so moving, we don’t want to move. We want to freeze the scene. We want to put it in our scrapbook forever. 

However, as we heard in today’s gospel, that’s unreal. We need to move on. We need to move ahead. We need to come down to  earth and get back to the ordinary from the extraordinary.

TRANSFIGURATION

"Trans" meaning across. We’ve heard the prefix in different words: transportation; transaction; transfusion; transcribe; transfer; transit; translate; transplant; transmission - and the big one in our Mass: transubstantiation. 

Transfiguration moments are moments that take us out of ourselves. They take us across time and space. They take us away from where we are. They are peace moments. They are moments when we are in a trance.

MOUNTAIN CLIMBING

I hope that everyone here at least once in their life was on a mountain. I hope that everyone here had a chance sometime in their life to climb a mountain. Well, at least in a car.... We’ve all seen cars with the bumper sticker, “This car climbed Mt. Washington.”

If you are ever driving on an interstate or any highway - stress on the high - and you see a sign saying, “Scenic Overview,”  STOP!  It’s a chance to see the valleys.

Or maybe, you’ve been to New Hampshire or Colorado. You drive along and you stop the car to look out.  “On a clear day you can see forever.” “I’ve been to the mountain.”

We need mountain moments. And as a result, we can say what the friends of Jesus say, “It’s good to be here.”

MOUNTAIN MOMENTS

We need mountain moments in our life. We need transfiguration moments. To deal with the valley below. To deal with the everyday. I’ve been to the mountain. To go to the mountain to see the big picture. To see the whole picture. To see where we’ve been and where we are and where we are headed. To see the map. To see our story.

So we need mountain moments. We need feast days. We need anniversaries. We need high points. We need days off when we look back down and around. We need Sabbaticals. We need Saturdays and Sundays: Sabbath. We need time to get away from work, from TV, from noise, from everything, and be with God.

We need vacations.

We need back porches - empty houses for just me, myself, and I - long drives by ourselves.

We need mountain moments.

ALTITUDE AFFECTS ATTITUDES

When we see things from way up, small things seem smaller and even big things seem small. Airplane views give us perspective. Altitude affects attitude. Distance can give us depth.

So we need mountain moments to deal with our disintegration and  our integration. Mountain moments can help us to see it all.

We need highs, so that we can deal with our lows.

LIFE’S MOMENTS

We need to see the baby, first grandson or daughter to help us to see that all the sacrifice is, has, and will be worth while.

We need graduation moments, marriage moments, retirement parties, birthday parties, family and parish celebrations, to help us to see who we are and what we have done - that all the work is worthwhile.

MARY’S MOMENT

Mary’s moment was the Annunciation moment. She said “yes” and she was transfigured. She was able to deal with the crosses that pierced her heart. She understood in a flash, what it's all about.

She says at Cana to the waiters, what the Father said at the Transfiguration, “Listen to him.”

SCALA

We Redemptorists have often heard about our founder, St. Alphonsus’ Transfiguration moment. He was on vacation for his health on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. In front of him was a beautiful beach and perfect water. If he turned his back to the water and looked up there was a mountain above him. He walked the almost 1000 steps ["scala"] up to a little village called, “Scala” - just across from Ravello - and saw the rest of his life. He saw his dream job up there: reaching out to preach Good News to poor goat herders - to those nobody was reaching out to. Altitudes affect attitude. Heights can give us depth. Alphonsus’ life changed up on those heights. 

On a clear day, you can see forever. You can become upbeat - and then come down a new person.

So we need mountain moments. To see the valley below. We need transfiguration moments. So we can deal with Kedron and Gogatha and Calvary moments. 

BERNARD BASSET

I’m assuming that death is a transfiguration moment. We will see it all! We will know it all. Then we have all eternity to sort it out.

I say this because of what people say when they are in near death situations: “My whole life passed before me!”

I’m assuming when we die, the top moments peak. They rise to the top. They are transfiguration moments.

I still remember a moment from a late night talk show by Johnny Carson. He had Bernard Bassett, the Jesuit, on the show that night. Bernard said that when he died, he would want to see his dad first - because the older he got, the more questions he had. Don’t we all?

I’m assuming moments like that are part of the moment called “eternity”. We’ll meet Christ. And we’ll probably be like the disciples in today's gospel. We’ll want to be there for ever!

Sometimes I picture death being like the airport experience.

When we are at an airport, we see people step back when someone arrives and the family allows the most important person to see the person who just arrived  first. Husband, wife, mom, dad.  So too us, when we die our parents will step back so we can meet Christ first. The Risen One, the transfigured one, the high Christ and also the Valley Christ. The good shepherd from the hills and the carpenter from the shop.

It’s like being in a plane. Everything comes into perspective from up there.

A guy was on his first airplane flight. The guy next to him asked, “Are you nervous?” He says, “Yeah, but what really amazes me is how small the people down there are. They look like ants.” The other guy replied. “They are ants. We haven’t taken off yet.”

CONCLUSION

In the meanwhile, we still have miles and miles to go before we sleep as Robert Frost’s poem puts it, but it’s good  to do some reflecting on all this and to have a Transfiguration Moment now and then. Amen.

WHAT ARE YOU 
LOOKING FOR?

Quote for Today - February 24,  2013

"Kilimanjaro is a snow-covered mountain 19,710 feet high, and is said to be the highest mountain in Africa. Its western summit is called the Masai "Ngaje Ngai," the House of God. Close to the western summit there is the dried and frozen carcass of a leopard. No one has explained what the leopard was seeking at that altitude."

Ernest Hemingway [1899-1961], The Fifth Column and The First Forty-nine Stories [1938]. The Snows of Kilimanjaro, epigraph.

Question: What are you seeking? Or as Hannibal Lecter keeps asking Clarice in The Silence of the Lambs [1991]: What do you see? What do you want? What do you desire? What do you covet?

BIG SMALL HUMILITY

Quote for Today  - February 23,  2013

"Don't make yourself so big. You are not so small."

Jewish Proverb

THE POPE AND A HOPE

INTRODUCTION

The title of today’s feast is: The Chair of Saint Peter - Apostle.

The title of my homily is, “The Pope and A Hope.”

As Catholics we hope for a good pope.

With a conclave to elect a new pope about to happen next month - our hope and prayer is that the cardinals pick a leader and a saint - to lead us for the next decade or what have you.

I would assume that most of us here have been alive for a whole series of popes in our lifetime: Pius XII, John XXIII, Paul VI, John Paul I, John Paul  II, and Benedict XVI. Did I leave anyone out?

UNITY

It’s nice to know who’s in charge - who’s the leader - who’s a focal point - who represents us to the world - and challenges us to be good Christians.

Please talk to each other about your takes on the different popes you’ve experienced in your lifetime. It’s a good breakfast or lunch or coffee break topic.  Right now a lot of people - not just Catholics - are wondering and taking about popes - and Catholics.

I hope and pray that those Catholics  who have dropped out - will drop into a Catholic Church - light a candle, say a prayer - and I hope a light goes on in their minds and hearts once again.

JAMES O’TOOLE

James O’Toole in his book The Faithful, A History of Catholics in America points out in his introduction that American Catholics define themselves in relation to the pope. In our history we’ve been attacked  for having allegiance to a foreign leader - the Pope - and in general we have not backed down. We have the American flag and the Vatican flag in our churches. Many people have pictures of the pope in their homes.

Around the world - and down through history - this has not always been the story. We’ve had some disasters as popes. We’ve had popes who were prisoners. We’ve had popes who have had no impact on Catholic lives.

MITCH ALBOM’S BOOK: THE 5 PEOPLE YOU MEET IN HEAVEN

Concerning the question of impact, let me go this way for a few moments. I liked Mitch Albom’s book, The 5 People You Meet in Heaven.

I say that because I assume heaven is one big chance to go meet all the people in the world - whom we never met - or had no idea how much they influenced our lives or we theirs - some of whom will have been  popes - but probably nothing like our 2^nd grade teacher or a barber or hair dresser or a buddy who was next to us all through our time in the service or what have you.

I like Mitch Albom’s book The 5 People You Meet in Heaven - because it gives a better take on heaven than mansions and green fields, sheep and goats, ice cream and banquets.

In this book Mitch Albom tells the story of an 83 year old guy named Eddie - who was a maintenance man at an amusement park. When he was young he was optimistic. In his old age he became lonely, bored and filled with too many regrets.  Tragically he dies on his 83^rd birthday trying to save a little girl from a falling cart.

He wakes up in heaven and discovers 5 people who help explain his earthy life and about the impact and change we have on each other.

The book sold over 12 million copies - in 35 languages.

I wonder how many of those 12 million and many more were changed by reading that book.

THE CHAIR

A thought for the day is to think about that. Who have we impacted? Whose life changed our life?

Here’s an exercise. Take a chair. Place it right there empty in front of us - we sitting in our favorite chair.

Put in that chair the different people in our life. Invite them to sit  their one by one. Mom. Dad. Brothers. Sisters. Friends. Teachers. If you have a piece of paper in hand - it would help to make a list - and put them in that chair one by one.

You don’t have to do this all at once. Do one person at a time.

This could lead to prayer. This could lead to gratitude. This could lead to forgiveness. This could lead to peace.

In today’s gospel Jesus asks his disciples and Peter, “Who do you say I am?”

Peter said, “You are the Christ the son of the Living God.”

Make sure you put Jesus in that chair in front of you.  And answer that question that Jesus asked his disciples.

And ask that question of all the people you put in that chair.

As to popes, I wouldn’t put any of them in that chair. I really don’t know any pope. I’ve read biographies of John XXIII, Paul VI, John Paul II, but I’d have to say, “I don’t know them - like I know the priests in the rectory or the people in my family or in my life.

So maybe I’ll get to know them in heaven. I hope so - there’s no time limits to eternity.

CONCLUSION

The title of my homily is, "The Pope and A Hope."

What do I hope to see in a pope?  Being a Redemptorist, I would say what our founder, St. Alphonsus de Liguori, would say: practice loving Jesus Christ. I see that as Job # 1 for the pope.

REVOLUTION

Quote for Today - February 22, 2013

"A radical revolution, embracing even nature itself, was the fundamental idea of Jesus."

Joseph Ernest Renan [1823-1892]

Question:

What would you list as the 3 key fundamental ideas of Jesus. Then put them in order of their importance.

THE POWER OF HUMOR

Quote for Today - February 21,  2013

"Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor."

Eric Sevareid [1912-1992]

CAN PEOPLE CHANGE?

INTRODUCTION

The title of my homily  for this First Wednesday in Lent is, “Can People Change?”

I consider that question - “Can People Change?” - one of life’s biggest questions.  There are other big questions:

·        “Why do people self destruct?”

·        “Why suffering?”

·        “Why death now?”

·        “Why did this person love me and then stop   loving me?”

·        “Why do some people get it and others don’t?”

Those are some first draft questions. I’m sure on second draft, and twentieth draft, lots of thinking and rethinking, I’d have better big lifetime questions, but the clock was ticking and I had to come up with a homily for today.

I know however, my question for today, “Can People Change?”, would  be on every draft - because it’s a question I’ve been asking all my life.

TODAY’S READINGS

Today’s readings trigger these thoughts - about this key question: “Can People Change”?

In today’s first reading from Jonah, we find out that the people of Nineveh changed. In the story of Jonah we know that he changed - but it wasn’t his doing. He was forced into being a preacher. He is called at times, “The Reluctant Prophet!” 

When God called him, he got in a boat and went the other way.

You know the story - and it’s an interesting story.

In today’s gospel we read about Jesus’ frustration with the people in his time - who want a sign - then perhaps they will change.

Jesus knew the human heart. Jesus knew people. Jesus knew that people work hard at coming up with excuses for not changing.

SO, CAN  PEOPLE CHANGE?

Can the person who is overweight, big time, change?

Can the person who is an alcoholic or drug addict change?

Can the person who is described as “always late” change their pattern and start to arrive 5 minutes early from now on?

Can the person who judges overweight people or people who are always late, change and stop judging.

12 STEP PROGRAMS

AA and other 12 step programs tackle this question up front and very early on.

The first of the 12 steps is to admit our powerlessness over an addiction whatever the area it is in: food, alcohol, sex, drugs, gambling.

THE KEY PRAYER

The key prayer in 12 step programs is a prayer developed by Reinhold Niebuhr - which you’re all familiar with. It’s called the Serenity Prayer. “God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

CONCLUSION SELF

If we follow Jesus, we know he  teaches us to start with self. So we have to stop wanting everyone else to change  - and look in the mirror and see ourselves. 

"Physician change yourself!"

Spot those specks and logs in our own eye first!

We need to admit our powerlessness - get help - and in the meanwhile change what we can change in ourselves - one day at a time.

DOUBT AND BELIEF

Quote for Today - February 20, 2013

"There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking."

Alfred Korzybski [1879-1950]

BABBLE

OR CRYSTAL CLEAR?

INTRODUCTION

The title of my homily for this First Tuesday in Lent  is, “Babble or Crystal Clear?”

I was looking for a word that would go well - and sound well - as the opposite of “babble” but couldn’t find one. So I chose two words as the opposite of babble - that is, crystal clear.

So the title of my short homily is, “Babble or Crystal Clear?” And I hope this homily will be crystal clear.

TODAY’S READINGS

Today’s readings are crystal clear.

In the first reading from Isaiah 55: 10-11 we hear the Lord saying - that his word goes forth from his mouth and it gets results. It is not empty words. It’s like rain and snow and seed. They go forth and then bring forth wheat which becomes bread.

In today’s gospel from Matthew 6:17 Jesus talks about babble. He must have heard a lot of babble prayer in his time. Then Jesus gives a clear - a crystal clear - way to pray. Pray the Our Father. Don’t babble it. Pray for daily bread and daily forgiveness.

TWO MOVIES

In the movie, My Cousin Vinny, which I love - having seen it or parts of it - at least 10 times - there is a scene when Vinny Gambini - who is a disaster as a lawyer up till  this scene says to Judge Chamberlain Haller about the prosecutor bringing in an automobile expert.

I object to this witness being called at this time. We've been given no prior notice he'd testify. No discovery of any tests he's conducted or reports he's prepared. And as the court is aware, the defense is entitled to advance notice of any witness who will testify, particularly to those who will give scientific evidence, so that we can properly prepare for cross-examination, as well as to give the defense an opportunity to have the witness's reports reviewed by a defense expert, who might then be in a position to contradict the veracity of his conclusions.

Vinny had been studying all night and the prosecutor had told him this  right he had as defense lawyer as well. Judge Haller is totally surprised and says, Mr. Gambini? …. That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.

Vinny says, “Thank you, Your Honor.

Then the Judge says, “Overruled.”

What hits people seeing the movie is Judge Chamberlain Haller’s statement: “That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.”  Up till then Vinny - in his first case as a lawyer - is totally a confused disaster.

The second movie scene is another court room scene. It’s in the movie A Few Good Men - when Jack Nicholson as Colonel Nathan R. Jessep says to the young lawyer, Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee, “We follow orders, son. We follow orders or people die. It’s that simple. Are we clear?” 

Tom Cruise as Kaffee says, “Yes, sir.” 

Colonel Jessep barks out again, “Are we clear?”

Kaffee says, “Crystal.”

CONCLUSION

Both those movie scenes came to mind when I thought about the crystal clear message found in today’s readings. It would be wonderful if our prayers and our forgiveness of others - were crystal clear - lucid - intelligent - and well thought out - and not babble. 

If it’s all  babble, perhaps we really didn’t pray or we really didn’t down deep forgive the other. But if it’s lucid and crystal clear - then we can trust there will be results coming out of our prayer - and results of our forgiving another person - just as rain and snow and seed bring forth daily bread to our world. Amen.

GETTING OVER THE HUMP

Quote for Today - February 19, 2013

"The camel never sees its own hump; but its neighbor's hump is ever before its eyes."

Arab Proverb

HOLINESS:

SPELL IT OUT FOR ME

INTRODUCTION

The title of my homily for this First Monday in Lent is, “Holiness: Spell It Out For Me!”

Today’s first reading begins this way: “The Lord said to Moses, ‘Speak to the whole Israelite community and tell them: Be holy, for I, the Lord, your God, am holy.'”

God is saying, “Tell the folks to be holy!”

If Moses stopped there we might ask, “Okay, now tell me how to be holy? Spell it out for me.” Or we might say, “For example. Give me some examples on how to be holy.” Or we might say, “That’s like telling kids when we’re going out for the evening and leaving them home alone, ‘Be good.’”

Too vague. Give me a list of do’s and don’ts. Maybe one specific could be a good Lenten Resolution.

TODAY’S READINGS

Surprise today’s readings spell it out for us. Today’s readings give a list of do’s and a list of don’ts. Let me make that my homily.

FIRST THE DON’TS

Don’t steal.

Don’t lie.

Don’t speak falsely to another.

Don’t swear falsely using my name.

Don’t defraud.

Don’t rob your neighbor.

Don’t withhold overnight the wages of your day laborer.

Don’t curse the deaf.

Don’t put a stumbling block in front of the blind.

Don’t  act dishonestly in rendering judgment.
Don’t show  partiality to the weak nor deference to the mighty
Don’t go about spreading slander among your kin.
Don’t stand by idly when your neighbor's life is at stake.
Don’t bear hatred for your brother in your heart.
Don’t incur sin because of him – even if you have correct him or her.
Don’t take revenge or cherish a grudge against your fellow countrymen.

NOW THE DO’S – THE LIST IS SHORTER

Judge others justly

You shall love your neighbor as yourself

Feed the hungry.

Give the thirsty something to drink.

Welcome the stranger.

Clothe the naked.

Care for the sick.
Visit those in prison.

 CONCLUSION

There they are.

We all know the KISS principle in public speaking. Keep It Simple Stupid.

If you want the above lists on how to be holy to be even more simple here are some shorter versions - but notice they move to the general - compared to the specifics mentioned above:

       “Love one another.”

       “Keep the Golden Rule.”

       “Be a sheep; don’t be a goat.”

       “Cause heaven; don’t cause hell!”

       "Do good; avoid evil."

       "Build; don't destroy!"

       "Cause happiness; not hate!"

THE GREAT,

"IF I WERE POPE"
QUESTIONNAIRE.

It was the 100^th ballot and still there was no pope.

The Las Vegas and London betting establishments had long given up on just what ballot the white smoke would billow out of the small pipe on the roof of the Vatican - indicating, “Habemus papam!”

The well over 100 Cardinals could not break the deadlock. There were at least 10 horses in the race and nobody would budge ballot after ballot.

Finally after the 100^th ballot and still no pope, someone said, “Why not ask the Church what they want - because it seems we are not in agreement on what and who we want.”

At that, someone said, “You’re kidding! We never did that before!”

At that someone off to the side said, “Well it took us 700 years for another pope to step down and retire.”

“Well,” the first someone said, “Why don’t we put out a questionnaire and ask people to list 10 "must" qualifications they would like to see in a pope?”

Surprise! That’s what they did. Instead of white smoke indicating “Habemus papam!” out came a “We have a questionnaire!”

In the meanwhile the more than 100 cardinals took a 2 week break - no press allowed - no politicking allowed - no lobbying allowed. They were exhausted and some of these men were old men.

In came responses - millions and millions and millions of responses and suggestions - from all over the world - in all the languages of the world. Catholics are everywhere.

Seminarians and Sisters in Rome - under strict secrecy - were asked to sit there - open up the envelopes and put the enclosed questionnaires in piles of 100 - based on language only.

The suggestions - the recommendations -  were interesting, different, surprising, enlightening, and definitely a unique way of doing this.

The cardinals came back and spent three weeks reading and discussing these “must” qualifications from all over the world. Then it happened. They came up with a pope on the 101^st ballot.

The qualifications sheets were all shredded - but there was a leak. It happens every time. 

The last pope’s former butler - who was new to the job - discovered in a top drawer - in one of the rooms - a short list of qualifications  that some cardinal must have jotted down from the various lists. Why? We don’t know. Some of them had circles around them - some had notes like “You’re kidding!” Some had exclamation points and question marks. Some had stars. One had an "Uh oh!" on it.

This list got out. Someone screamed for an investigation. The new pope, who was not going to have a butler or a maid, calmly said, "Relax!"

So here's the list that some think one cardinal simply jotted down from lots of different lists:

·        Must be under 64 years of age.

·        Must be from a second or third world country.

·        Must have shopped in a grocery store or supermarket at least 37 times in their life.

·        Must come from a large family.

·        Must know the luminous mysteries of the Rosary.

·        Must be married.

·        Must declare for the next 2000 years the church will only have women priests and God will be called “She” - to see how women will do with the church compared to what men did for the past 2000 years.

·        Must know 15 parables of Jesus by heart - can explain the story in one’s own words - and how it has worked out in one's life.

·        Must have a sense of humor.

·        Must put an end to all the hats - and expensive pageantry type garments for liturgy and worship.

·        Must speak at least 2 languages.

·        Must know and have talked to someone who has a family member who is gay, someone who has committed suicide, someone who has had an abortion.

·        Must have taught religious education to kids under 10 years of age.

·        Must have been a leader in a labor union, or at a school, parish, or neighborhood.

·        Must be a good listener

•     Must have skills in compromising, building solidarity, and consultation.

·        Must be someone who when receiving complaints about someone’s theology or outlook on life - that complaint be sent back to the complainer or if no signature - shred it. If there is a signature and address, then ask both parties, "Do they want to sit down together and hear each other’s stories?"

·        Come up with new ways of selecting the pope and bishops - maybe eliminating cardinals - or what have you.

·        Must call a new World Council that will be held in a 3^rd World Country - and the whole Church is to be involved in the process. This council will have to address how to better help the poor of the world - abuse in all its forms - peace efforts - marriage improvements - how to encourage having more children over more stuff - greater dialogue with all religions and with people of no religion - the shortage of nuns, brothers and priests - and the many creative ways to build up the Body of Christ.

So on the 101^st Ballot - white smoke arose from the small chimney in the Vatican.

The small crowd  in St. Peter’s Square - mostly press - were surprised when they saw the smoke.

They began yelling, “Habemus papam” into their cell phones - and to each other. Then - as they saw who the new pope was - their chant switched to “Habemus mama! Habemus mama!” 

Our new pope was a woman.  She was a 56 year old widow and grandmother from Paraguay in South America. She spoke Spanish, Guarani and some Portuguese. She raised 8 children - had 36 grand kids - and had worked as a community organizer in her small city in Paraguay. And as Pope or Mother she kept her own name - her baptismal name.

© Andy Costello, Reflections 2013

GRAHAM  GREEN 

ON  HATE

Quote for Today - February 18, 2013

"When you visualised a man or a woman carefully, you could always begin to feel pity ... That was a quality God's image carried with it ... When you saw the lines at the corners of the eyes, the shape of the mouth, how the hair grew, it was impossible to hate.  Hate was just a failure of imagination."

Graham Greene [1904-1991]