August 22, 2017

GONE SHOPPING

“Hon, where are you going?”

“Just shopping.”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the worst,

I give shopping a 20 or a 40.”

“Ha! Ha!  That’s you,

but I always find shopping

interesting - especially in the mall.

And I thought you always liked to

people watch and what is

more interesting than to watch

people in the mall?”

4 HOURS LATER

“Wake up honey. I’m home.”

“Well, how was it?”

"How was what?"

"Shopping!"

“It was fascinating.”

“You’re kidding!”

“Nope, you wouldn’t believe

what I saw today.”

“What did you buy?”

“Oh, nothing.”

“Women! I don’t understand women -

but honey I love watching you.”

"You would have liked what I saw
in the mall today."

"No way!"

"Wanna bet?"

© Andy Costello, Reflections  2017